Alright, so… I logged into Facebook (yes I know.. and probably easy to find as well, whatever), checked my messages and noticed I received an invitation to a group called “watch out for this hacker.” From the description:

If somebody called bm_tnoo7@hotmail.com adds you to their facebook account DONT accept it because its a hacker. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you get them on your list he’ll figure out your ID computer address. So copy and paste this message to everyone even if you hate them and fast because if he hacks their mail he hacks yours

The group has almost 2000 members, and I just gotta say… this is hilarious. WTF is a “ID computer address?” o_O

So a bunch of people, some smarter than others, start talking about how this is possible/not possible/etc. The group starter, responds to the flurry of comments with this:

LET ME STOP ALL THIS COMMOTION….I CREATED THIS GROUP IN HOPES THAT I CAN PREVENT YOU GUYS FROM BEING HACKED…I KNOW WAT IM TALKING ABOUT, AND IT IS NOT THRU YOUR IP ADDRESS THAT HE’LL GET INTO THE SYSTEM…HE USES DIFFERENT METHODS. ALL THESE NERDS TALKIN ABOUT THEY ARE AN EXPERTISE, DONT NO SHIT…NOT EVEN CLOSE…IF ONLY U KNEW….ILL STOP RITE THERE

Yup.. okay buddy. Best comment I read so far:

“ID computer address”… wow. Someone get Ted Stevens on the line.